IIT Lingo

-------------------Complete IIT B Lingo--------------------------------



-aap(a) - /aap/- suff. - A highly productive morpheme put as a suffix to nouns. Eg. random-aap(a), arbit-aap(a)
-(a)u - /(aa)-oo/ - suff. - Used to adjectiv-ify nouns. Eg Machau, katau, poltu, cracku. (See macha, kat, poltu, crack.)
arbit - /ar-bit/ - adj. – short for arbitrary. Something you say when you can’t think of anything else to say. Eg. “Hence, e=mc2.” “– Arbit”
babe - /bayb/ - noun - An exceptionally good-looking bandi (See bandi)
bandi - /bun-dee/ noun – A non-male. A rare species in IIT.
chamka - /chum-ka/ - verb - to understand.
chamkaa - /chum-kaa/ - verb - to explain. E.g. Typical convo : 'Chamkaa na!' 'Blah blah. Chamka?' 'Chamka.'
cog - /kaug/ - noun - copy.
coordie - /cord-ee/ - noun - Coordinator. Person who is incharge of an event.
crack - /crakk/ - noun, verb – also craxxx (when the number of x’s exceed 8, pronounced as /craks-ks-ks-ks-ks-ks/) - a big-time achievement 
DAC - /dack/ - noun - Disciplinary Action Committee. The worst thing that can ever happen to you - especially if you break the rules.
dadda - /dud-AA/ - noun - Dual Degree students (also, daddi)
daya - /the-YA also the-YAAAAAA/ - adj. – a substitute for any term/action with a negative/positive connotation you might/might not want to use. Eg. “Kya daya aadmi hai!”, “Kya daya kar raha hai!”, “Dayaaaaaaaa!”
delta - /del-taa/ - noun/adj./adv. - Little. Like infinitesimal, but greater. Eg. "Delta help chahiye" "Delta namak de"
dep - /depp/ - noun – Department. Just another prison cell.
despo - /day-spo/ - adj. - short for desperate. applies for a typical IITian (especially males). One could be a despo for money, food or bandi (See bandi)
ditch - /d-ich/ - excl. – Drop the old plan (and start working on a new one!)
DoSA - /dosa/ - noun - Dean of Student Affairs. (Almost) Everything under the sun comes under his discretion.
enthu - /enthu/ - verb - Enthusiastic. Eg "Kaun hai enthu" "Kisi enthu punter ko jugaado" (See jugaad)
fart - /fART/ - noun, verb, adj. excl. – One word which we are unable to define, simply because of the fact that it has so many different meanings (It is rumoured that the word is the topic for a PhD thesis). We stop at giving you the most common way it is used – “Kya fart hai!”
faadu - /faa-Du/ - (See crack)
farra - /fu’r-rah/ - noun. – FR. A grade you totally, desperately, insanely want to avoid
fight - /fite/ - verb, also noun - To try very hard for something. Eg "Bahut fight hai" "Fight maar. Give up mat maar."
freshie - /fresh-ee/ - noun - First Year student.
generaal - /jen-eh-r’aal  formerly zen-eh-r’aal/ - Nothing in particular. Eg: “-What’s up?” “-Generaal”
god - /gawd/ - adj. - as in Tu God hai (meaning, you are awesome, or you are The One). Also, Godmax and Godgiri.
-giri - /gee-ree/ - suff. - used as in Gandhigiri, Dadagiri. Also, applies to RG-giri, Godgiri (see RG, see God)
give-up - /givaap/ - verb - give-up maarna – To finally let go of all hope. 
grub - /grub/ - noun – (1) food that one gets from home. (2) food that one MUST get from home (3) food
gyaan - /gyaan/ - noun - Quintessential tips, often from seniors.
infinite - /in-fie-nite/ - noun – Any number greater than two. IITian counting - zero, one, two, infinite. Also, infi.
insti - /in-stee/ - noun – The Institute. Yes, this one.
jugaad - /ju-gaar/ - verb/noun - Manage with difficulty to (in general) get something. Eg. "Kuch to jugaad lagate hain" "Jugaad be"
junta - /jun-taa/ - noun - More than one person.
kat - /cut/ - verb - Lose out (esp. sarcastic usage). E.g. "Kat raha hai be" "Kat le!"
khopcha - /khop'-cha/ - noun -  Hangouts (hideouts) where you go to hit nightouts.
liby - /lie-bee/ - noun – The Library. A source of knowledge, wisdom and cool air.
lukkha - /look-kha/ - verb – To do some time-pass that takes you somewhere. Anywhere. On second thoughts, even nowhere. Especially Nowhere!
macha - /Much-AA/ - excla. - often followed by any number of x’s (as in “MACHAXX!”, “MACHAXXXX!”, “MACHAXXXXXXXXX!”) – to infinitely crack something (See infinite. See crack)
matka - /mutt-kaa/ - noun - MTech student (also, matki) or for any generaal PG (see Generaal). Not to be confused with dadda or daddi (See dadda)
max - /maex/ - adj. - suff. - also, maxx or maxxxx, superlative degree of anything, as in "CRACKMAXX!"
mug - /mug/ - verb – (1) study (2) pretend to study
nbd - /nu'- bud/ - noun - Nervous Break Down. Tension, often caused by pains in life.
nightout - /nie-tout/ - noun – Avoiding sleep throughout a night in a bid to mug, watch a movie, or for nothing in particular. Lukkha is often cited as both the cause and effect of nightouts. 
orgie - /org-ee/ - noun - Organiser. Freshie who runs errands for a coordie. (See coordie)
pain - /payn/ - noun - Something that makes you give-up (See give-up)
poltu - /pole-too/ - adj. – Someone who practices politics – in every sense. Also, polt.
RG -/ar-jee/  - noun -  Short for ‘One who tries to improve his grades, taking unjust advantage of ‘Relative Grading’
SAC - /sack/ - noun - Student Activity Center opposite Hostel 1.
scope – /sko-p/ - excl. - No chance in hell!
senior - /seen-yer/ - noun - One who is always right. 
sophie - /so-fee/ - noun - Sophomore or Second Year student.
Sorry rahega -  jury still out on it being a verb or noun, it means something will not get done. Used stand alone or in conjunction with "nahi ho payega"
Staff-C - /staaf-see/ - noun - Staff Canteen - If you are desperate for food.
Shack - /shack/ - noun - The Nestle Coffee Shack - good place to hangout between classes, also famous for Maggi and Ice Tea.
tumtum - /tum-tum/ - Little CNG buses that ply in the insti to take you places - read hostel to dep and back.
valfi - /val-fee/ - noun - Valedictory Function. A time in April when the beans are spilled on each and everyone passing out.
YP - /why-pee/ - noun - Nothing to do with calls of nature. It’s actually short for the Y-Point gate. Your one-stop solution for everything from stationery, books, bicycles to hair-cuts, and vada-pavs.




Source : freshmen forum

Madhouse: True stories of the Inmates of Hostel4, IIT-B

Ok thats my hostel , below is review of the book and more details about it [from SARC website]. You may wanna visit their facebook page : MADHOUSE True Stories of the Inmates of Hostel4

The Madhouse

Author: Bakul Desai

I know it’s a cliché, but I’m going to say it, because it’s true: My five years at IIT were the best five of my life. We were between fifteen and seventeen when we started at IIT, and when we left, still raw, we were barely over twenty. These were our formative years. We were incubated in the furnace of IIT and shaped in the crucible of H4. Away from the protected and sheltered homes of our parents, thrown into a company of formidable peers and left to fend for ourselves in a high pressure environment, we grew up within our new family. With them we learnt to smoke without coughing on the same day we learnt about induction motors. With them we shared rooms, meals, bidis, beers, Playboys, lecture notes, and even girlfriends.

Ours was a quiet and self-contained world without internet or mobile phones. TV was a single black and white channel, grey in its minimal fare. We had no personal music players, either walkman or iPod, we trudged instead to the lounge where we played LPs on our communal turn table. We listened to whatever was available, and not necessarily of our choosing. We collaborated on projects, hand drew and hand painted everything, those of us lacking artistic talent were the organizational part of the team. We went on group hikes and treks, produced plays, played sports, invented entertainment from gaali spats to anti-chess.

Ironically, we were all learning technologies, the lack of which resulted in this bonhomie in the first place. For many of us, our nearest and closest friends are from those privileged times where we co-existed in a happy equilibrium despite our different cultural and linguistic backgrounds. Time and professional commitments have flung us far across the globe, yet we remain united and bonded by virtue of our growing up together in a mutually beneficial cocoon.

From thirty years ago I knew Jiten Apte, three years my junior and famous for his demonic laughter which could awaken the sleepiest residents in neighbouring H5. Jiten and I re-connected at IIT’s formation day on 10th March, 2009. He told me he was in touch with Deepak Patil aka Boss. Anyone in H4 between 1972 and 1985 knew Boss. He is an H4 legend. Tall, bearded and with straight long hair that hung on his shoulders, Boss dominated all the fun proceedings at H4. Except for veteran mess worker Ramchandra More and hostel dog Blacky, no one else was as well known to ten batches of students as Boss. Jiten put me back in touch with him. I wrote him an email, and cc-ed five mutual friends. Boss replied, and added five more to the list. Everyone wrote back adding more of us H4ites to this list. Within a week, almost a hundred emails were exchanged with more than a hundred recipients added to our list. This led me to comment, “This has become a Madhouse. Let’s set up a yahoo group.”

Hilarious anecdotes from the past were exchanged. We all felt that these priceless memories should become a book. The nature of the book was not spelled out. It was still notional. It could as well have been a yearbook for our private circulation. Sandeep Shah, aka Sandhya was in India on business, and he and various Madhouse members visited H4 to take some photographs for this book. Among the photos were mess workers from our times. Most of us have risen to positions of excellence and achievement in our professions in these last thirty years. But the mess workers, now old and frail were still doing what they were doing all those years ago. Waiting tables for batch after batch of students who left to pursue their careers. It was a heart rending moment for all of us, and led to the formation of HATS-Hostel Alumni Team Stewardship, started originally by H7 alumni. Nostalgic and tearful alumni set up an endowment to look after mess workers’ interests and address infrastructure needs of the hostel. HATS was launched with great fanfare in December 2009. The book idea was put on the backburner temporarily, but revived during this same December reunion.

1983 graduates Ashish Khosla, Sanjiv Sood, and Arun Jethmalani met in Delhi and they talked about, among other things, Urmilla Deshpande, Ashish’s wife. Her first book, A Pack of Lies (Westland/ Tranquebar) had just been published. Her second, Kashmir Blues (Westland/Tranquebar) was in the works, and a collection of short fiction. We asked, and Ashish assured us that Umi would be glad to help with our book.

I spoke to Umi in late March 2010. As Ashish’s wife, Umi was both an insider as well as not. She read some of our stories when she found Ashish chortling away at them. After reading a few more anecdotes I sent her, Umi was clear about one thing. Fictionalizing the anecdotes would take away from their charm. All our anecdotes were special and priceless because they were true stories. The audacity of Arun Kaul riding horseback to lectures and tethering the beast in a cycle shed would be construed as a fictional account in the novel form. Umi strongly advocated that we leave the stories in precisely the form they occurred – a collection of anecdotes narrated by different people in different voices.

This idea found favour with most Madhouse members. Umi also reported to us that to her amazement and delight, her publishers were not only interested, but had agreed to deliver on our impossible deadline – December 2010 – to coincide with IIT’s annual alumni day. If, that is, we submitted our manuscript by the end of June. This sounded like a daunting task at first, but the looming deadline induced all Madhouse members, even the silent ones, to write their memories in earnest, which finally led us to a new problem. We now had two hundred thousand words – twice what we needed for the book. Many folks worked hard at different tasks – compiling stories, arranging them by topic, providing Umi with background information wherever required. Many stories were authenticated, and in the event of any minor conflicting versions, the least common denominator has been used. Where possible, we sought permission from people named in the stories. Many of them whom today are successful politicians, entrepreneurs, heads of companies, scientists, professors, spiritual gurus, ace mountaineers, even yoga instructors, laughed about unflattering or damning references from thirty years ago and even supplemented our stories with their own outlandish accounts. In just a few cases, we have substituted real names with fictitious ones though the stories are very real and true.

These stories cover a timeline of less than ten years out of IIT Bombay’s chequered history which is more than fifty years old. Accounts cover just a few hundred individuals out of more than thirty -five thousand people believed to have graduated from IITB. The incidents narrated formed a small part of an IITan’s life-the time spent in the hostel and time devoted to having fun as a release from the high pressure academic sessions. References to indulgence in smoking, drinking, reading pornography or about experimenting with birds and bees should in no way take away the reality that an average student pursued his academics diligently and achieved all he is today.

Lastly, there was a debate about how much of our profanity to allow into the book. The verdict was unanimous. This is a collection of true stories, and like all true stories, the truth about this facet should also be left un-tampered with.

The proceeds from this effort go to the HATS fund.

Mood Indigo : 2010

Cultural Fest of IITB , the biggest college fest in Asia , whopping 70k people , budget of around 4 crore - thats Mood Indigo popularly known as MoodI . 20th - 23rd December 4 totally funmaxx days .

I myself went over to be a part of this event though it came right in between my first semester break and I feel it was totally worth it .Below are the major events that we had at Moodi 2010 :

1.SUMOS - top 2 world champions - it cant get any bigger than this literally .

2.Asha Bhosle Concert.

3.Katatonia and Indus Creed .

4.Amit Trivedi concert along with Rani Mukherjee & Vidya Balan.

Apart from all this proshows there were many stud artists from all over the world , not to mention variety of competitions having students from all over the country participating in them.

Other mentionables :

1. A piantball arena setup 5vs 5 game infi fun .

2. Art arena- diff types of art like art inside a bulb,line scultptures,blindfold art,etc were on display.

3. Coco Cola arena with 2 xbox ,6 nintendo wii ,few other games,a dance floor & a dj.Best part anyone who enters gets a coke can free . no restrictions on number of times you can enter.

4.Harley Davidson Bikes exhibition.

5.In the Lit section there were debate , JAM and other competitions .I found time to go to JAM and it was very good , nice entertainment.

A few nice moments :

- Set a record in Limca Book of Records for most number of people blowing bubbles at once , below myself at the venue.

- Got a chance to meet the sumos , below myself with the two 2 in sumo wrestling .

If u liked the pictures check out my facebook mi album , if possible i will be updating this post with more links since i possibly wouldn't have attended many events.

If u liked out check out more videos from the uploader on youtube.

Some nice pics

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